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Sun Oct 12, 2008, 5:41 PM
  • Mood: Zeal
  • Listening to: Hurt-Danse Russe
  • Watching: screenplay
  • Playing: the game of life
  • Eating: words
So I know not many people read these.

but to those that know me, know I refer to myself as ridiculous.
and that I have enormous boobs ( this is suprisingly enough, relavent)

today was a swell example.


I outgrew, yet another bra. and out of frustration decided to torch it and a few other things in my basement sink.
well the bra was large enough..and it burned for a good couple of minutes...giving me time enough to pop some Jiffypop.

it was ridiculous.

like me.

Music dingie.

Tue Sep 30, 2008, 7:13 PM
  • Mood: Isolated
  • Listening to: Hurt-Danse Russe
  • Watching: screenplay
  • Playing: the game of life
  • Eating: words
jumping on the bandwagon! I bet Sandi will get a few, and Ben, you'll get a few. at least you'd better.


Step 1: Put your playlist on random.
Step 2: Post the first lyric from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Let people guess what the song is, then mark them when they have been guessed correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: Post this to your own journal, and see who has the same taste in music as you do.

1"5 Am, Friday morning, Thursday night, far from sleep, and still I am driving...cant go home obviously"

2"When I was younger, just a baaaad little kid, my mamma noticed funny things that I did..."

3"I'm over it, you see I'm falling in the vast abyss, clouded by memories of the past"

4"And if I died today I'll be a happy Phantom,and I'll go chasing all the nuns out in the yard"

5"I wont suffer, be broken, get tired, or wasted, surrender to nothing"

6"hey sugar how you doing, your pretty face dont match that attitude, what do you mean where's my girl, probably with your man, Can we fuck?" :O I bet none of you will get this one.

7"I need someone, a person to talk to, someone to care, to love, could it be you, could it be you, situation gets rough, I start to panic, its not enough, its just a habit"

8"Hey Miss Murder Can I?" this is way obvious.

9"so go ahead and ask her for happy ever after, because no one knows whats coming, so why not take a chance of loving?"

10" she doesnt deserve to be in no place like this, all alone, she's underage and so very very brave, a fake ID lends her credibility.."

11"beauty sits, the childs kiss, of laughter I ammend, can you her if she runs, with this I will share with you..."

12"wake up you sleepy head, put on some clothes, shake off your bed,put another log on the fire me, I made some breakfast and coffee"

13"I've got you under my skin, I've got you deep in the heart of me, so deep in m heart, that you're really a part of me, I've got you under my skin"

14"Avalanche is sullen and too thin, the starves herself to rid herself of sin, and the kickers so divine when she see's bones beneath her skin"

15"Hold on To me Please, dont let go of me,think it over, roll on over, I just need to feel you breathe"

16"You're so hott, teasing me, So you're blue, but I cant take a change on a kid like you"

17"Now, dont just walk away, pretending everythings ok, and you dont care about me,and I, know its just no use, when all your lies become your truths and I dont care..."

18" Im just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told I have squallored my existence for a pocket full of promises"

19 " Remember Me,when you're the one whos silver screened, remember me when your the one you've always dreamed, Remember me whenever noses start to bleed. Remember me.."

20" Shes lost in Comas where its beautiful, intoxicated from the deep sleep, the deep sleep, do you wonder whats its like, living in a permanent imagination, sleeping to escape reality?"

21"Well you wonder why I always dress in black, why you never see bright colours on my back,and why does my appearance always have a somber tone"

22" Make me over, Im all I wanna be, a walking study in Demonology"

23"Free, little bird, sat on my window, and told me I dont need to worry,some kinda sentiment, so sweet, little girls double dutch on the concrete"

24"Nights in white satin, never reaching the end, letters I've written, never meaning to send..."

25"tonight you're mine, completely,you give your love so sweetly, tonight the lie of love is in your eyes"

26"The first breath of summer in warm morning rain
Where crimson flowers covered the ground
The world faded 'round us
We fell to our knees
Amazed at the love we had found"

26, because I added numbers at the end.TAKE THAT.

Dear Yin

Fri Sep 26, 2008, 10:48 AM
  • Mood: Isolated
  • Listening to: Mindless Self Indulgence-Issues
  • Watching: screenplay
  • Playing: the game of life
  • Eating: words
Dear Yin,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes In your apartment and I saw you Castrate my Avocado Plant.I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand that I get turned on by garabage men. I'm returning our matching snoopy bibs. to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told in confession today about your eggplant fetishism.

Greetings to your frog leonard,

Lindsay.

Devious Journal Entry

Fri Apr 4, 2008, 1:59 PM
  • Mood: Isolated
  • Listening to: Tegan and Sara-Nineteen-The Con
  • Watching: screenplay
  • Playing: the game of life
  • Eating: words
So at the moment life is going just...........bleck.


I think my bestest friend (since 2nd Grade?) is mad at me. And I dont know what I did. I really wanted to take part in her movie...but I have to work and I have to ask for days off a minimum of 2 weeks in advance-not my fault....


A close family friend died recently, who also was my ex-assistant principal. He was a great man. Let him rest in piece.

My car has a leaky tire thats likely to burst anytime now because I keep having to over-refill it with air in order to get places..

My father is passed out now...*sigh*

I saw some old friends yesterday. I still get butterflies when I see *cough* one of them.
anyways time for me to drive 20 minutes to let a dog urinate. Tah.

Gag me with a spoon.....

Mon Mar 17, 2008, 1:30 PM
  • Mood: Isolated
  • Listening to: Tegan and Sara-Nineteen-The Con
  • Watching: screenplay
  • Playing: the game of life
  • Eating: words
So lately I've been questioning my function, and I'm feeling much like a rubber ducky.

small and deviod of function......

but for your amusement...

a video a close friend did for a class.

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